Top 10 conspiracy theories..
When these pandemics occur, there’s no limit to conspiracy theories…Funnya as they may sound, these below may be considered the top 10 on the list..
1
TV Networks
Sagging TV News ratings and plummeting ad revenues are already forcing massive layoffs. Without a huge increase in ratings TV news could go the way of the newspaper. Using press passes they got access to government labs with the virus and spread the virus using their Mexican affiliates.
2
Anti-Immigration Forces
With democrats moving forward on legalizing illegals, anti-immigration forces had no options left. The flu will close the borders once and for all, and reduce the population trying to get over the border in one ‘final solution’.
3
PETA
Finally sick of Humans enslaving their animal brothers PETA launched the outbreak hoping to end meat production once and for all. Part of their endmeat strategy that included the bird flu and mad cow people will swear off meat for good.
4
Al Qaeda
This almost makes a lot of sense, Mexico is much easier to attack and Muslims hate pigs. With Mexicans working everywhere they are literally the modern day rat capable of spreading plague across the planet of infidels.
5
George Bush
With the democrats in control the 9/11 Mastermind had lots of time on his hands. Watching all of the positive Obama coverage finally pushed him over the edge and he used his Haliburton ties to launch the secret Mexican attack.
6
Surgical Mask Producers
Like General Motors surgical mask producers were sitting on huge inventories and facing bankruptcy. Unlike GM they had easy access to medical supplies and the medical expertise necessary. The outbreak could lead to the largest manufacturing runs for surgical masks in world history.
7
Drug Cartels
With a standing army nearly the same size as the government the drug cartels lack the heavy artillery to finish off the Mexican Army.The cartels have the money, resources and reason to launch this outbreak.
8
Labor Unions
Labor unions with employees costing dozens of times more than their Mexican counterparts go on the offensive and spread the virus. In a desperate bid for survival against third world workers millions of extra dollars in union dues towards the project.
9
Anti-Catholic Forces
Catholicism is on the verge of dying out — everywhere except for Mexico. Without the faithful Mexicans Catholic churches across the country would be empty. Anti-Catholic forces realize this and realize the only way to close the churches was to attack them at their source (Mexico) like killing vampires.
10
BONUS THEORY: Doctors
With rising costs and a looming recession a splinter group from the American Medical Association released the disease to save their expensive cars and homes from foreclosure. Once news of the swine flu hit the cable news the treatable disease would put anyone with a cough or a temperature in the doctor’s office.
courtesy: retardzone.com
